{"id":593,"date":"2024-04-29T07:30:00","date_gmt":"2024-04-29T05:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/arnaud.collignan.net\/blog\/?p=593"},"modified":"2024-04-28T17:45:37","modified_gmt":"2024-04-28T15:45:37","slug":"est-ce-que-ca-bouge","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/arnaud.collignan.net\/blog\/2024\/04\/29\/est-ce-que-ca-bouge\/","title":{"rendered":"Est-ce que \u00e7a bouge ?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Voici une blague qui est un grand classique du monde de l&#8217;ing\u00e9nierie m\u00e9canique, qui m&#8217;a \u00e9t\u00e9 rappel\u00e9e il y a peu :<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure data-wp-context=\"{&quot;imageId&quot;:&quot;6a032ffdbda86&quot;}\" data-wp-interactive=\"core\/image\" data-wp-key=\"6a032ffdbda86\" class=\"aligncenter size-full is-resized wp-lightbox-container\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"720\" height=\"712\" data-wp-class--hide=\"state.isContentHidden\" data-wp-class--show=\"state.isContentVisible\" 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href=\"https:\/\/wd40.fr\/\">WD-40<\/a> (lubrifiant) ;<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Si \u00e7a <strong>bouge<\/strong> et que \u00e7a ne <strong>devrait pas<\/strong> : utiliser du <a href=\"https:\/\/www.tesa.com\/fr-fr\/grand-public\/rubans-de-reparation\/adhesif-gaffer\">Gaffa<\/a> (ruban adh\u00e9sif)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Voici une blague qui est un grand classique du monde de l&#8217;ing\u00e9nierie m\u00e9canique, qui m&#8217;a \u00e9t\u00e9 rappel\u00e9e il y a peu : Pour paraphraser le&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/arnaud.collignan.net\/blog\/2024\/04\/29\/est-ce-que-ca-bouge\/\">Lire la suite&#8230;<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Est-ce que \u00e7a bouge 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