{"id":552,"date":"2024-04-02T06:45:00","date_gmt":"2024-04-02T04:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/arnaud.collignan.net\/blog\/?p=552"},"modified":"2024-04-02T23:42:51","modified_gmt":"2024-04-02T21:42:51","slug":"systeme-dunites-pifometriques","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/arnaud.collignan.net\/blog\/2024\/04\/02\/systeme-dunites-pifometriques\/","title":{"rendered":"Syst\u00e8me d&#8217;unit\u00e9s pifom\u00e9triques"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Cette norme NF UNM d\u00e9crit de mani\u00e8re presque exhaustive le Syst\u00e8me d&#8217;unit\u00e9s pifom\u00e9triques dont disposent tout-un-chacun. Vous y retrouverez ainsi des unit\u00e9s de quantit\u00e9 telle que la <em>tripot\u00e9e <\/em>(\u00a74.1.4), des unit\u00e9s de distance telle que le <em>p\u00e9taouchnok <\/em>(\u00a74.4.4), et bien s\u00fbr des unit\u00e9s d&#8217;estimation, telle que le <em>pif <\/em>(\u00a74.3.1).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Vous l&#8217;aurez compris, il s&#8217;agit d&#8217;une norme humoristique, initialement publi\u00e9e de mani\u00e8re anonyme, et reprenant au plus pr\u00e9s le formalisme de r\u00e9elles normes publi\u00e9e par l&#8217;AFNOR.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Apr\u00e8s une premi\u00e8re \u00e9dition (00-000) en 1996, puis une seconde (00-001) en 2002, il semble qu&#8217;une troisi\u00e8me version (00-002) existe et soit dat\u00e9e de 2003. J&#8217;ai fini par la trouver sur <a href=\"http:\/\/jeanmarie.robert.free.fr\/\">ce site<\/a>, mais ce document suit beaucoup moins le formalisme de l&#8217;AFNOR que son \u00e9dition pr\u00e9c\u00e9dente, le rendant du coup moins amusant&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Aussi, je vous propose plut\u00f4t la version de 2002 en t\u00e9l\u00e9chargement direct ci-dessous . Bonne lecture !<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-file has-very-light-gray-to-cyan-bluish-gray-gradient-background has-background\"><a id=\"wp-block-file--media-6f10bfd4-d3c4-4113-91e2-468183893065\" href=\"https:\/\/arnaud.collignan.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/nf_unm-00-001-Systeme-dunites-pifometriques.pdf\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">nf_unm-00-001-Systeme-dunites-pifometriques<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cette norme NF UNM d\u00e9crit de mani\u00e8re presque exhaustive le Syst\u00e8me d&#8217;unit\u00e9s pifom\u00e9triques dont disposent tout-un-chacun. Vous y retrouverez ainsi des unit\u00e9s de quantit\u00e9 telle&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/arnaud.collignan.net\/blog\/2024\/04\/02\/systeme-dunites-pifometriques\/\">Lire la suite&#8230;<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Syst\u00e8me d&#8217;unit\u00e9s pifom\u00e9triques<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":630,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[13,21,100],"class_list":["post-552","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-humour","tag-humour","tag-mesure","tag-norme","entry"],"acf":{"auteur_de_limage":"Armando Are","url_de_lauteur_de_limage":"https:\/\/www.pexels.com\/fr-fr\/photo\/des-en-plastique-bleu-et-violet-3649115\/","source":"Benoit T.","url_de_la_source":"","bibliographie":"","url_de_la_bibliographie":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/arnaud.collignan.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/552","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/arnaud.collignan.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/arnaud.collignan.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/arnaud.collignan.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/arnaud.collignan.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=552"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/arnaud.collignan.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/552\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":637,"href":"https:\/\/arnaud.collignan.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/552\/revisions\/637"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/arnaud.collignan.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/630"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/arnaud.collignan.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=552"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/arnaud.collignan.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=552"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/arnaud.collignan.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=552"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}