{"id":528,"date":"2024-01-15T09:00:00","date_gmt":"2024-01-15T08:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/arnaud.collignan.net\/blog\/?p=528"},"modified":"2024-01-30T11:03:32","modified_gmt":"2024-01-30T10:03:32","slug":"la-blague-des-trois-ingenieurs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/arnaud.collignan.net\/blog\/2024\/01\/15\/la-blague-des-trois-ingenieurs\/","title":{"rendered":"La blague des trois ing\u00e9nieurs"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Aujourd&#8217;hui, je vous partage une petite blague familiale ; un trait d&#8217;humour qui, comme souvent, cache un fond de v\u00e9rit\u00e9&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p>L&#8217;on demande \u00e0 trois ing\u00e9nieurs de chacun b\u00e2tir un pont. Le premier a \u00e9t\u00e9 form\u00e9 aux Pont &amp; Chauss\u00e9es, le second provient de l&#8217;Ecole Polytechnique et le troisi\u00e8me est issu de TPE.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>L&#8217;ing\u00e9nieur des Ponts et Chauss\u00e9es construit son pont. Le pont s&#8217;\u00e9croule. Et il ignore pourquoi.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>L&#8217;ing\u00e9nieur de Polytechnique construit son pont. Le pont s&#8217;\u00e9croule \u00e9galement. Mais il sait pourquoi ! <\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>L&#8217;ing\u00e9nieur de TPE construit son pont. Le pont tient bien. Mais il ignore pourquoi&#8230;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p>Mon but, avec cette plaisanterie, n&#8217;est \u00e9videment pas de cat\u00e9goriser les personnes ou les \u00e9coles (celles-ci pourraient tr\u00e8s bien \u00eatre modifi\u00e9es dans le texte), mais de souligner que parfois, pour atteindre un but, il faut faire confiance au bonnes pratiques plut\u00f4t que chercher \u00e0 r\u00e9inventer les r\u00e8gles. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Aujourd&#8217;hui, je vous partage une petite blague familiale ; un trait d&#8217;humour qui, comme souvent, cache un fond de v\u00e9rit\u00e9&#8230; Mon but, avec cette plaisanterie,&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/arnaud.collignan.net\/blog\/2024\/01\/15\/la-blague-des-trois-ingenieurs\/\">Lire la suite&#8230;<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">La blague des trois ing\u00e9nieurs<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":531,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[17,86,13,6],"class_list":["post-528","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-humour","tag-formation","tag-genie-civil","tag-humour","tag-reflexion","entry"],"acf":{"auteur_de_limage":"Huy L\u00ea","url_de_lauteur_de_limage":"https:\/\/www.pexels.com\/fr-fr\/photo\/3-personne-marchant-sur-le-pont-sous-un-ciel-nuageux-pendant-le-lever-du-soleil-89289\/","source":"Xavier C.","url_de_la_source":"","bibliographie":"","url_de_la_bibliographie":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/arnaud.collignan.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/528","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/arnaud.collignan.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/arnaud.collignan.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/arnaud.collignan.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/arnaud.collignan.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=528"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/arnaud.collignan.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/528\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":559,"href":"https:\/\/arnaud.collignan.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/528\/revisions\/559"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/arnaud.collignan.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/531"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/arnaud.collignan.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=528"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/arnaud.collignan.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=528"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/arnaud.collignan.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=528"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}